Anonymous asked: FUCK YOU
what did i do
What makes you think I wanna be a Guardian anyway?!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
I’m laughing so hard I’m this close to pissing my pants THE TUBBY CUSTARD MACHINE
I recognized that shit immediately. So mad someone tried to snatch it for the chicken industry. BITCH I WATCHED THIS ERR DAY BEFORE SCHOOL.
OMG - someone tries to pass this off as some super important PSA, and someone else is quick to point out it’s from Telletubbies?!
i will pee all over everything
thE FRIGGING TUBBY CUSTARD MACHINE
I MEAN WHAT ON EARTH
THAT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE A FOOD PROCESSING PLANT
I’m a sad excuse for a human being :c
and because i love her i put her before me whenever i see her sad or even if the smallest thing seems to be wrong in her life ill stop whatever I’m doing and just ask her if anything is wrong just to make sure she’s ok and even though she’ll probably try to pull it off as if shes okay ill ask anyway just so i have an excuse to reassure her that i love her.
http://froggyxablaze.tumblr.com/ i love you
is this what it feels like to be on acid
i love these videos so much ugh
the first time i saw them i just kept watching them over and over
What can I even say about this man that would do him justice? This tea-loving gentleman is wise, patient, compassionate, and kind. He became father figure for Zuko, whose own father disowned him. I believe taking Zuko under his wing as his own son, guiding him, encouraging him to be the honorable young man he knew his nephew was, helped mend the hole in his heart that was left there when his son Lu Ten died. And even when Zuko lost his way a few times, he alwasy welcomed him back with open, accepting arms.
His kindness toward strangers—like that time when a man tried to rob him, and instead of attacking him, Iroh served him tea, taught the man how to fight better, and helped him realize that living a life of crime was not who he really was or what he wanted to do— is a beautiful and rare thing only found in the most beautiful and rare people. And well, it seems he’s always serving tea and giving people life advice and offering curious (though easily understandable if you really think about it) proverbs and his wise old man anecdotes, like some sort of wizened philosophy professor. His goofy, laid back nature makes him approachable and easy to laugh with—at and, sometimes.
NOT TO MENTION HE’S TOTALLY BADASS. I MEAN THE DRAGON OF THE WEST. CREATING THE REDIRECTING LIGHTNING BENDING MOVE. TAKING ON LIKE FIVE GUYS AT A TIME (THOUGH HE IS OUTNUMBERED, THE ARE OUTMATCHED) WHAT CAN’T THIS GUY DO?
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood surely is ironic.
still not done with this show but its fucking amazing so far